EMERGENCY!!!!!!

this is a psa b\c iont want anyone to get hurt or nuffin..IM HUNGRY and i cant find my cheeseburger..true story, this isnt a joke..someone plz find it or send me one plz n ty..smgdh @ a possible cheeseburger thief...word..if i find the rat bastid who has my cheeseburger ima stomp a mudhole in their ass n stuff a cheeseburger in it..freakin loser